- guy was watching a portable DVD player while standing
- guy was watching an episode of Red Dwarf
- guy was wearing headphones that made his smallish head look even smaller
- guy was cracking shit-eating grins at frequent intervals, presumably because of the hilarious Britcom hijinks ensuing onscreen
- guy had a bowl cut reminiscent of Jim Carrey's in Dumb and Dumber
Oct 16, 2008
Biggest dork ever?
Saw a guy on the bus yesterday. I generally prefer to observe bus people without judging—I am one of them, after all—but ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the facts of the case are incontrovertible:
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It could be worse, he could have the ability to quote `Monty Python`s The Holy Grail`at will.
Hmmm... I'm still not sure he was a full-blown dork. Could you see at least three inches of white tube socks sticking out of his black runners? Were his obviously-too-short pants comfortably riding near his armpits? If so, then yes, probably the biggest dork ever.
'sides me of course.
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