The results are in. Americans are now officially the most stupid people on the face of the earth.

They had reasonable excuses in 2000. Outgunned in the popular vote, Bush stole the presidency thanks to the ridiculous electoral college system and some support from a thoroughly corrupt Supreme Court (not to mention his brother and other cronies in Florida). But nobody seemed all that worried about it, and the Democrats never really mustered much opposition. I remember being disappointed at the time, but not overly so.

This time they have no excuses. Bush won the popular vote by something like three million votes. He won Ohio, the state everybody knew would be the key to this election. The Dems have now been literally and figuratively shoved to the margins of the American political map.

I hope all the ignorant, fear-ridden cattle who made this travesty happen enjoy the next four years. Because then at least somebody in the world will. And to all those Americans who can no longer stomach the idea of being called Americans, I extend a warm invitation to Canada. We aren't exactly what the framers of your constitution were hoping for, but we're a damn sight closer to it than America has now become.