THE WEEK I GREW UP

So here we are in mid-June, and everything has changed. I'm now living with Trish, and I've got an office job downtown as a writer and editor. I gotta tell ya, it's almost overwhelming how quickly things have come together for me.

Who the hell am I? I barely recognize myself these days. I make decent money. I'm responsible, good with kids, and I don't want to screw every woman I know. I drink less, eat less, and spend far less time on this damn computer. I'm even becoming--shudder-- considerate.

Guess I'm all grown up now. Surprised it only took thirty-three years.