I'M MISS WORLD... SOMEBODY KILL ME

They're rioting in the streets of Nigeria over the Miss World contest. Apparently, some newspaper ran an article suggesting that the prophet Mohammed would have liked the beauty pageant, and even might have taken a wife from among the contestants. Which sparked riots that have killed up to 200 people and caused the evacuation of the ladies, including our own Miss Canada. The National Post story about her contains this week's most surreal quote:

"I mean, when people are dying over a beauty pageant, it's best to leave."