Guitar zero

I've discovered that I have an unconscious tendency to play air guitar at parties.

Here I am, caught in the act of some imaginary fretwork at a birthday party two years ago. I wish I could write this off as a one-time occurrence. But I know of another picture, taken at another house party, in which I'm doing pretty much the same thing.

The irony is, playing a real guitar at parties can get you laid. But lay down a few air-guitar riffs at a party, and you can be pretty sure you're going home with an air woman.

I wonder if there's a support group for people who unconsciously play air guitar at parties. Then again, I'm not sure what's worse: finding out there is a support group for people who unconsciously play air guitar at parties, or finding out there isn't.