CRUISING FOR A PIECE OF ASS

From the Salon.com newswire:

"Tom Cruise won a $10 million defamation judgment against a porn actor who allegedly told the French magazine Actustar that he had a gay affair with the actor, Cruise's attorney said.

Chad Slater, whose stage name was Kyle Bradford, had said previously he never met Cruise and defaulted on the $100 million lawsuit in August 2001."



Now I don't know about you, but I think Chad Slater is a far better porn name than Kyle Bradford. Come to think of it, Tom Cruise is a better porn name than either.